LAZY SUNDAY POST: WHAT?!?!?!

FEW MEN CAN CLAIM TO BE BRIAN BLESSED. IN FACT ONLY ONE MAN CAN PROCLAIM THIS MAGNIFICENT TITLE. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND YOU SHALL HEAR THE ROAR OF ONE BRIAN BLESSED, A MAN WHO WOULD BE KING, BUT CHOOSES TO PLAY THEM INSTEAD.

SEE! A MAN WHO, UNTIL 2009 HELD THE RECORD AS THE OLDEST MAN TO NEARLY REACH THE TOP OF EVEREST! BUT SOME BASTARD SWIPED IT FROM HIM! A MAN WHOSE VOICE WORK IN DISNEY’S ‘TARZAN’ CAUSE AUDIO FEEDBACK REVERBERATIONS THAT ENDED THE FILM’S COMPOSER PHIL COLLINS DAYS OF HAVING EVEN A BIT OF HAIR! A MAN WHOSE ROLE AS RICHARD THE IV IN ‘THE BLACK ADDER’ CREATED SUCH A THUNDER THAT A TIME RIP APPEARED WHICH WAS ONLY REPAIRED ONCE BLESSED BECAME THE ‘TRUE’ RICHARD THE IV!

A MAN WHOSE VOICE MAKES BLACK BOLT’S SEEM BUT A WHISPER!

AND LET US NOT FORGET THE NIGHT HE HOST BBC RADIO SO THAT THE DEAF MAY TUNE IN!

IN ACCORDANCE, TODAY WE SALUTE BRIAN BLESSED OR HE WILL BLOW OUR DAMN EAR DRUMS OUR AND RETROACTIVELY MAKE OUR MOTHERS BARREN WITH BUT A SOUNDING OF THE LETTER ‘R’!

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KyleThoreau is a time-traveling axe murderer from the 1800’s. He stopped in the 2000’s because he ran out of the secret time-travel juice that the cyborg clone of Abe Lincoln gave him. He must now find the clone of Abe to return to his time-travel duties. In the meantime he has decided to report on geeky news and read comic books.

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I suppose you have a better thought on the subject?