kylethoreau

KyleThoreau is a time-traveling axe murderer from the 1800’s. He stopped in the 2000’s because he ran out of the secret time-travel juice that the cyborg clone of Abe Lincoln gave him. He must now find the clone of Abe to return to his time-travel duties. In the meantime he has decided to report on geeky news and read comic books.

2 thoughts on “Watch it before it’s gone! Spider-man trailer leaked!

  • July 19, 2011 at 3:57 pm
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    *yawn*

    Another origin story.

    The only thing remotely interesting to me is the fact my fav Spidey-Villain, the Lizard, is in this one.

    Not really impressed they went with a re-imagining rather than build off of the great Raimi flicks. Setting up Dylan Baker as Curt Connors and then not following through is dropping the ball BIG! TIME!

  • July 21, 2011 at 1:40 pm
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    This thing just looks so weepy and serious again. I have NO problems with Spider-man being taken “seriously”, but it should also be fun. “Peter Parker time” should be all teenage angst and sad-sack moping, but when he puts the costume on, it’s Pete’s time to have fun, kick ass and make wisecracks. All we really see here is the mopey stuff, AGAIN.