What he said

I apologize to 90% of the female population but really this sparkly vampire shit is LAME. If I was being honest I’d tell you Vampires barely make it on the list of semi-credible monsters- they are that much of a joke to me. When I heard that their most recent incarnation removed their awesome death with….well the power to turn into David Bowie…yeah.

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KyleThoreau is a time-traveling axe murderer from the 1800’s. He stopped in the 2000’s because he ran out of the secret time-travel juice that the cyborg clone of Abe Lincoln gave him. He must now find the clone of Abe to return to his time-travel duties. In the meantime he has decided to report on geeky news and read comic books.

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